Heyyyy! I know we're all supposed to be in a celebratory mood about the Weinsteins swiping Miramax back from Disney, but one thing at a time: There's a problem with that porn site the Weinsteins launched recently as part of their viral campaign for Piranha 3-D. As in: It has about 95% fewer naked young women today than it did a week ago. What happened?
Indeed, the site's video introduction to Wild Wild Girls impresario Derrick (Jerry O'Connell) remains plenty raunchy at a trim 22 seconds, and its wet T-shirt contest photo archive leaves little (and finally nothing) to the imagination. (It also prominently features Eli Roth, so everything kind of cancels out.) But the individual girls to whom Dimension Films introduced us last week -- including "Anna," "Jessica," "Jamie," "Daisy" and all of their bare breasts -- are nowhere to be found. And it's not even like they added Elisabeth Shue! This isn't going to make anyone want to see Piranha 3-D! What a letdown, seriously.