Franky, you'll never measure up to Alison Brie's stature as the Queen of Copulation, but as one of Movieline's Commenters of the Week, you're entitled to a lesser rank in the fornication fortress: a knave! Nope, Jethro Tull didn't make knaves up. They're real. And now they're sexual troubadours of the fifth- or sixth-highest order! Follow Jethro's lead anyway and get your wind instruments ready. Now: Who wins?
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