Roger Ebert's gotten a load of the 'pede, and he doesn't know what to think about it. "I am required to award stars to movies I review," he says in his new write-up of The Human Centipede. "This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine." [Roger Ebert via WoW Report]