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Does. Not. Compute.

· In the series finale to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Paul Rudd showed us exactly what goes on inside his schmancy home computer lab -- dancing (of course) and naked dancing (naturally). This aired days ago, but I think you'll find it's a viral treat for the ages. [Jezebel]

· The new batch of Bachelorette contestants is stunning. Finally ABC acknolwedges that ukulele players need love too. [Zap2It]

· You can look forward to that Planet of the Apes prequel on June 24, 2011. Start turning your favorite American landmarks into climactic metaphors ahead of time! [Variety]

· Hilary Duff's first novel Elixir is 416 pages long. Shall we dub it Ulyzzie McGuire? [ONTD]