Apologies to Manny Farber, Pauline Kael, Roger Ebert and the rest, but I think Village Voice contributor Dan Kois might have raised the criticism bar to insurmountable heights with his review of the new documentary Babies: "Babies babies 'Babies' babies Babies? Babies babies. Babies babies babies babies babies babies babies babies babies babies Babies? Babies babies, babies." And he's just getting started. My ovaries ache. [Village Voice]