God, you make one comment about how Erin Andrews's convicted stalker should've waited until she starred on Dancing with the Stars to a get a peep at her naked, whored-out body, and already you have to apologize and seek wisdom from the family devotional. Rough day! Elisabeth Hasselbeck made a tearful apology today on The View after voicing concerns about Andrews's DWTS wardrobe on Tuesday, claiming the "next to nothing" outfits were too risque for a woman who was just stalked in several cities. Two problems here: 1) Erin Andrews hasn't worn anything that seems purposely provocative, and 2) This is just idiotic anyway. Videos follow.
First, the nonsense. Nice try with the compensatory logic, Joy and Gabby.
And now, the vewwy difficult apology. Cue "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted."
Hasselbeck was officially responding to a statement Andrews gave to People. where she claimed Hasselbeck's comments were "a slap in the face to victims of stalking and sexual predators... As a mother and a woman, I'm disappointed she went there." Lame, indeed -- particularly since Erin's partner Maksim is the one who strips onstage like an unhinged candy girl every week. I'm glad this situation is hashed out, but if Erin comes back next week dressed in a cassock and facial scarf, I'm folding my devotional into a mad pterodactyl and sending it Elisabeth's way.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tearfully Apologizes to Erin Andrews [People]