But first, some poetry:
Let's get animal, animal
I wanna get animal
Let's get into animal
Let me hear your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
Sound familiar? It's from one of the top ten singles of the 1980s. And someone will sing it at your kids tonight.
Glee [Fox, 9 PM]
Sue Sylvester must deal with a viral video that circulates around the school -- a tape of her performing Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." Olivia Newton-John copes with the circulation of the original video to this day. Mr. Schue also addresses a rumor about the glee club that begins to spread, but a cameo by Newton-John herself (and a cast recording of "Hopelessly Devoted to You"? Maybe?) should rectify everything.
The Good Wife [CBS, 10 PM]
After Peter chases Alicia out of their apartment, the couple's children are forced to contrive an excuse so he won't get arrested again. I'd go with "Christine Baranski's stare drove him to hysterical mania." The authorities will turn right around and gossip about how freaky that must've been.
American Idol [Fox, 8 PM]
Crystal Bowersox, Aaron Kelly, Casey James, Michael Lynche, and Lee DeWyze perform Frank Sinatra hits. Because that's what this season needs. More ancient standards that aren't translatable in 2010. Maybe next week they'll play boogie-woogie piano or perform Rudy Vallee hits in Depression outfits.
Mrs. Doubtfire [FMC, 8 PM]
This won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy in 1993 -- which is either delightful or tragic depending on how tolerable you are. Don't get me wrong, this comedy about a divorced dad who cross-dresses in order to be with his kids is very funny. But it's also a Robin Williams comedy about cross-dressing. Which means the award count should stay kind of low. Sally Field co-stars here, and she's a harried family matriarch for a change. Enjoy.