Movieline's commenters know better than to visit the multiplex in a time when Time-Warner Cable broadcasts all the best cinema nowadays, but this gives them reason to vacate the den. In addition to the gorgeous violet marquee and a glorious popcorn-and-Icee deal, you're also guaranteed a swift execution -- and at so many available times! I can't decide if that image looks more like a late-entry Goosebumps cover or a final in a Shirley Jackson short story. At any rate, five commenters win tickets to the afterworld -- let's meet 'em!
Martini Shark on Guess Who Said No to Celebrity Rehab?: "This means we'll be reduced to watching an American Gladiator addicted to pain-killers and some Food Network cast-off who snorts tarragon between takes of 'Chopped.'"
dollywould on Movieline Liveblogs The Human Centipede: "Oh my god, Lisanti! Tell us how it ends! I'm praying for 'It was all a dream, here comes Patrick Duffy from the shower.'"
Raymond Rodriguez on First Thor Image Reminds Us of Someone: "Think 'Richard Branson last Halloween.'"
The Winchester on Hollywood Ink: The Hobbit Suddenly Moved Up a Year: "How come there isn't a "3-D" next to that Commando item? Is Hollywood slipping?"
castingcouch on Two for Death, Please: "Looks like something from a Final Destination movie."
Congrats to the winners!