And so another week -- another month! Oy! -- closes at Movieline. It was a blur, but we'll piece it all together with the help of the good-old Week in Review. Make sure to check back with weekend editor Christopher Rosen on Saturday, and have a good one!
· Many thanks to this week's fantastic gang of interviewees, including Robert Duvall, Catherine Keener, Johnny Knoxville, Project Runway winner Seth Aaron Henderson (and runners-up Mila and Emilio), Cobie Smulders, Paul Dano, Scott Adsit, Doug Liman, Kyle Gallner, Sylvain White, Moment of Truth subject Alex Gibney and and Verge designee Ezra Miller.
· Recaps! Buckets o' recaps, including the Project Runway finale, Glee, Dancing With the Stars, The Hills, Fringe, United States of Tara, V, Celebrity Apprentice, and Real Housewives of New York.
· American Idol is hitting a Siobhanian high note, despite her ouster. We've got the themes for the rest of the season, and a standing invitation for Crystal Bowersox to... well, never mind.
· The new Eclipse trailer inspired a special All-Haiku edition of the Two-Minute Verdict. The Last Airbender and Secretariat just got the plain-old regular kind.
· Bret Michaels fell ill; best wishes to him for a speedy recovery.
· Did you hear the one about Pam Grier's cocaine-encrusted vagina? Richard Pryor's dick will tell you allllll about it.
· Lists! We've got other celebrities who could really use a secret adoption right now, we've catalogged the ridiculousness of the new Jonah Hex poster, and ranked the 10 greatest reality-competition show hosts.
· Hey-ohhh! Iron Man 2 reviews are trickling in, as are superb Robert Downey Jr. quotes and Scarlett Johansson's cosmetics tips for guys.
·Thankfully this week's South Park Casualty Count did not include the creators themselves. Because you never know these days.