Real Housewives Countess's Dance Single: A 'Class' All Its Own

If you thought "Tardy for the Party" was too catchy, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has just the club jam for you. The Real Housewives of New York star (and classy author) has officially followed in Atlanta housewife Kim Zolciak's stilettos with her new single "Money Can't Buy You Class." Whether you're Team Bethenny or Team Jill, everyone can run to the dance floor when "Money Can't Buy You Class" comes on and stand there in confusion.

Listen here.

There's no telling why the spoken interludes sound like a female Captain Planet villain. Or why the clumsy line "Elegance is learned" is treated like the triumphant outro to "Hey Jude." But it's cool that she knows what "savoir faire" means, I guess. Gentlemen, hold the door -- all the ladies need to dash out of this club.

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