It's ridiculous gossip but it's also the funniest effing thing you'll read all day: "Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea," a "pal" "told" PopEater's Rob Shuter. "When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready to date a George Clooney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff." Hmm. Would she settle for Steven Seagal? [PopEater]