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Isabella Rossellini On Seduce Me, Possibly Returning to 30 Rock and 6-Foot Penises

She may be the daughter of legendary Italian director Roberto Rossellini and screen icon Ingrid Bergman, but Isabella Rossellini is not above dressing up in a praying mantis costume and simulating the insect's mating ritual for your amusement. The Wildlife Conservation Network board member has been, ahem, doing it two seasons now on the Sundance Channel's Green Porno series, which the actress also writes and produces. Rossellini's new series Seduce Me premieres April 20 on SundanceChannel.com. The reproductive habits of salmon, bats and bed bugs are the new focus in this round of nature nookie, shot with the same simple comic style that made her first series so successful.

In anticipation of Seduce Me's premiere, Rossellini phoned Movieline to discuss animal mating, recall who was laughing during those sadomasochistic scenes in Blue Velvet, and reveal how she does not plan on celebrating the centennial of her mother.

Hi there. How is London?

London is raining. [Chuckles] What else is new?

You've been exploring the mating habits of animals for the past three years -- first with Green Porno and now with Seduce Me. What is it about the courting rituals of bugs and bats that interests you?

Of course I am interested in mating, but I am interested in animal behavior in general. When I decided to make films about animals, I knew that people were probably more interested in sex than just animals. I figured that films about how animals mate would be more popular -- and I was right!

I read that in the upcoming season, you act as a salmon, a bed bug and a bat. Which was the most fun for you?

Well, we are going to do a series of 10 films, of which five are ready. I am writing the other five, which we will shoot in May after I finish this film. When I choose the animals, I choose them for their diversity so that I can cover many different ways of courtship or many different ways of mating so it's not just that I have a favorite one. I don't go by that criteria. I go by birds that change plumage and do dances or animals that fight so that I can show the many, many different ways that animals mate. Sometimes they don't even have a particular sex because they are hermaphrodites or they change sex. Some animals are born a certain sex and they change later, so I try to illustrate the strangest thing that exists.

Are there ever mating rituals that are too risque for you or for Sundance?

No, no, not at all. The films are comical and hopefully informative, but they are simplistic.

Your papier-mâché sets are beautiful. What happens to them after you film each episode?

Generally they come apart. They are made out of paper so they are not really built to last. We had an exhibit at the Royal Ontario Museum and it was very successful. They asked us to bring some of the animals, so we built them more solidly and then we drove a truck full of the papier-mâché figures to Toronto. Actually, we had a collection of 22 different penises too, each six feet tall. We made all of the penises the same height but they were from different animals, from elephants to spiders -- well, spiders don't have a penis -- so elephants to dragonflies. But you know, they were all very big and different shapes and the museum kept them for eternity. But the rest are deconstructed and reintegrated. But sometimes they get so damaged from the filming that they are not worth keeping really.

It must be satisfying to create a project like Seduce Me that manages to be both educational and humorous for viewers. When you look back on your career, is there one project of yours that sticks out as being the most satisfying?

In terms of films that I have done as an actress, you mean?

Any film or television project.

I tend to look back -- you know, I am pretty old -- to look back at the favorite films that I have done. Obviously there are some that I like more and some that I like less. In terms of my favorite experience with a film, there was a project with John Schlesinger called The Innocent with Tony Hopkins and Campbell Scott. It wasn't very successful commercially, and yet I remember the experience of making the film as one of my favorites because John Schlesinger was such a fantastic director. I learned so much, and Campbell and I became very good friends. Obviously Blue Velvet was very significant in my life because it was controversial, and it was very pleasant shooting too [laughs]. It was fun.

I read that you couldn't stop laughing when shooting those incredibly intense and intimate scenes with Dennis Hopper.

Not me! But David was laughing a lot. [pause] And I obviously became very close with David Lynch and with Kyle MacLachlan too. We are still very good friends. So there are certain works that you do that are successful but it's also the experience of doing it that can be enriching or rewarding.

A few years ago you wrote and starred in a film for your father's centennial. I read that at the time, you were also planning on doing something for your mother's centennial which is coming up. Are you planning another film?

Well, [the film for my father] was a short film called My Dad is a Hundred Years Old. It was 20 minutes long and it was actually quite surreal. In the film, I played all the parts (including her mother, pictured right) and my father was an enormous talking belly. My mother would be 100 years old in 2015, so I haven't really planned anything. But my family was not so pleased when I made my father's film, so I don't think I want to do something about my mom because I don't want to have another fight in the family. Hopefully there will be a major retrospective for her. The Cinematheque in Paris organized an enormous retrospective for Dad, and my little film was just a part of that. So we'll do the retrospective and have a vast archive to work with, but I don't know if I want to do anything strange or surreal like I did with my dad. Some people liked it, some people didn't. I don't want to have another argument.

Your episodes of 30 Rock were great. Would you consider returning?

Definitely. I would love to go back, but I have to wait for Tina Fey to write it first. I don't know if she wants to do that but it would be great fun to work with Alec Baldwin

and Tina again. I have an enormous admiration for Tina.

Do people ever come up to you on the street and ask you about the Arby's big beef and cheddar line?

[Laughs] No, that doesn't happen. Not yet at least.