After last night's brilliant showing by Ed Asner on Chelsea Lately, Movieline hereby elects the 80-year-old Up star to promote all future Pixar projects on the late night circuit. Click through to rate Lou Grant's sexy talk for yourself and catch the other P.M. highlights you missed while throwing darts at a photo of your former bandleader.
[By clicking through, you are agreeing that Ed Asner (and not Movieline) is to blame for ruining all future screenings of Up.]
5. Purina Dogfood: Breakfast of Late Night Champions
The Tonight Show host kicked off last night's episode with this cold open featuring Kirstie Alley and Kirstie Alley's Pomeranian.
4. When Mindy Met Geoff
Sadly for Geoff Peterson, Craig Ferguson's new robot sidekick, the consensus among guests is that he is, well, creepy. Mindy Kaling stopped by the Late Late Show last night to introduce herself, talk Gerard Butler and rap about Twitter with the host.
3. Steve Carell, Mark Wahlberg's Less Attractive Co-Star
The Date Night star followed up his appearance on Oprah yesterday with an episode of the Late Show, where Carell talked about taking his movie oversees and his motivation for buying that Massachusetts general store.
2. So You Think You Can Parody Kate Gosselin
Jimmy Fallon is one of NBC's biggest fans of Dancing with the Stars. On Monday night, the Late Night host paid tribute to the ABC reality show with a new segment called Dancing with the Cardboard Stars and last night, Fallon again recognized the show by parodying Kate Gosselin's robotic "Paparazzi" routine.
1. Mr. Ed Makes You Uncomfortable
The Up actor stopped by Chelsea Lately last night to test out his R-rated material and tell that story about narrowly escaping the carnal act with Cloris Leachman.