After four unambiguously gay seasons, Justin Suarez (Mark Indelicato), the well-clothiered nephew on Ugly Betty, comes out of the closet tonight following an incident where his father catches him necking with boyfriend Austin. And it's going down at his mother's wedding! Escandalo, por favor! Actually, the footage of Justin and Austin dancing like Lladro figurines at the wedding reception is downright sweet, even if it doesn't compare to the best coming-out scene in TV history.
Delightful, no? But face it: You miss Sanjay's not-so-big reveal on Weeds, right? Maulik Pancholy, you still bring out the proud purple tanktop in all of us.