Shark Night 3D Will Not Be As Much Fun as Notion of Shark Night 3D

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You know us. We would love to love the idea of Shark Night 3D, which is gearing up to shoot this summer under director David R. Ellis. Then we remember that Ellis directed the high-concept, low-returns Snakes on a Plane, and the schlocky potential of the title falls away. Still, at least it's forcing the Discovery Channel to up its game. This is no time to rest on your laurels, Shark Week! [Deadlne]



Comments

  • Martini Shark says:

    Discovery had a 3-D ep on Shark week years ago, long before every Bomb-Flick-and-Dragon got in on the depth deception.

  • The Winchester says:

    As long as it involves a shark regurgitating Samuel L Jackson and he winks at the camera, I'll be there!
    (I'm trying to see if they can take the suggestions early on!)