Which Fake ABC Show Would You Actually Watch?

ABC.com has gotten into the spirit of April Fool's Day, teasing several brand-new shows that may be parody, but are still things I would definitely rather DVR than, say, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Add Elizabeth Mitchell as Sandra Bullock as Leigh Anne Tuohy in The Blind Sayid, and you can just take my remote control. I won't be needing it anymore.

Here are the other four parodies (personally, I'm partial to FlasherForward, which would certainly be more interesting than the real thing):