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Jay and Conan Both Got Screwed, Asserts the One of Them Who Has A Talk Show

· Jay Leno sat down with Joy Behar on her HLN talk show to discuss Conan O'Brien's new life with squirrels, and the bedenimed comedian's verdict is: We're all screwed -- together! Watch as the Tonight Show host gives Behar an answer worthy of his very own "Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars." [New York Post]

· For just $495, you could have owned The English-Speaker, an abandoned 1992 screenplay by "Terry" Malick. BuyItNow for $650! [The Playlist]

· Iron Man cologne is all about manliness. And your manhood.[Gizmodo]

· The cast of Glee's high school pictures are... predictably cherubic. After all, some were taken ten minutes ago. [ONTD]

· You have three options when Tyson director James Toback hits on you. 1) You cringe. 2) You run to hide. 3) Let him make you the biggest star on Earth. [Gawker]