Our Commenters of the Week Get to Debate Societal Woes with James Cameron!

James Cameron put it out there -- he wants to take Glenn Beck to a state school auditorium, let Anderson Cooper moderate, and let the public decide who is more fit to be an incendiary public figure. Lucky for Movieline's commenters of the week, they also get a crack at outsmarting Mr. Cameron in public! You think you can weave an adequate health-care metaphor out of Jamie Lee Curtis's stripping scene in True Lies? Here's your chance. Think you can compare Sam Worthington's nondescript acting to governmental inactivity? You're on. Can you strike a pro-life stance and call Christian sanctity "The Heart of the Ocean"? This is your week to win. So: Who's suiting up for town hall?

The Winchester on Oscars to Return to February: "Awesome! Now I can not give a shit a week earlier! "

Dimo on James Cameron Challenges F*cking A-Hole Glenn Beck to Debate: "Do they make IMAX sized chalk boards?"

sweetbiscuit on Chloë Sevigny Finds Big Love Awful: "Oh, Chloe. It was always a telenovela."

Old No. 7 on Dear God, It's Me Katherine Heigl, and I'm Leaving Grey's Anatomy: "Dear Katherine, It's me God, don't let the door hit you in the ass."

The Winchester (a rare double win!) on David Mamet's Memo to the Writers of the Unit: "A=Always B=Be W=Writing. ALWAYS BE WRITING. ALWAYS..."

Congrats to our winners!



Comments

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Yeah, sweetbiscuit and Dimo! Since I have been banished to the island of misfit commenters is it okay if I live vicariously through your wins??

  • Dimo says:

    Mi comment es su comment amigo.

  • Dimo says:

    I didn't know that The Winchester was a double barrel. Nice.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Muchas gracias.
    Two brave amigos
    Fighting for justice and liberty
    where ever you find is where we will be!

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Three brave amigos! ME THREE! I know of a secret tunnel from the island of misfit commenters. Frozen donkey wheel this way....

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Honored to be honored in a post that has such a classic screen grab of Mr. Beck. NICE!

  • The Winchester says:

    Thanks man. I'm just as shocked. It's like a sandwich. But not in a sexual way.
    Sunnydaze, please enjoy the spoils as well. Even if Quatro Amigos doesn't have the same ring to it.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Over the mountains,
    Across the plains
    The THREE
    Brave Amigos are we.
    (psst, I think Virtel knows about the secret tunnel. Not sure the escape plan will work...)

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Actually, Quatro Amigos would make a great name for a tequila!

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Hi, Pepe!