· Garry Marshall told TV Guide that he's working on an urbanized big screen version of Laverne & Shirley, currently being written by Jamie Foxx because we have no f'ing idea why. Team T "Lenny" Pain and The "Squiggy" Situation! [TV Guide via AICN]
· Zach Braff took to his Facebook page earlier today to make the sad announcement: "Many of you have asked, so here it is. It appears that New Scrubs, Scrubs 2.0, Scrubs with new kids, Scrubbier, Scrubs without JD is no more. It was worth a try, but alas... it didn't work." Of the two versions of the series I never watched, I'll definitely miss this one the most. [E!]
· In the future, all Chatroulette improv pianists will talk about their own fame for 15 minutes. Ugh, shoulda quit while you were a Ben Folds impression. [BWE.tv]
· The Daily Bullock: Sandy's a no-show in Berlin, and some wiseguy listed her as "separated" on IMDb, which TMZ apparently thinks is news. [TMZ]
· Outspoken anti-Lenoist Megan Mullally has exited the Broadway revival of Lips Together, Teeth Apart, reportedly because she had "had enough of the abrasive manner of director Joe Mantello." [Deadline]