Scram, Channing Tatum. You too, Ryan Phillippe. What Captain America needs is more Hamm -- Jon Hamm in particular, according to the Marvel superhero's artist Alex Ross. "We've been saying for years, if you don't sign Jon Hamm to play this part, you're crazy," Ross told Entertainment Weekly. "Captain America is supposed to be the patriarch of the Marvel universe. To get a guy in his early to mid-20s is only thinking about where the character began, not what he ultimately needs to become." He's got a point: Where is the breathlessly hyped 2019 origin-story reboot without starting somewhere in the middle? Think, Marvel, think. [EW via IMDB]