How seriously is Summit treating its two-film adaptation of the Twilight series' insane final book, Breaking Dawn? This seriously: The studio is approaching some heavy hitters to direct, including Gus Van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon. Oh, I really did need that laugh this morning! Complicating matters is that, uh, Coppola only directs things she writes, Condon intends to make a Richard Pryor biopic next, and we all know that Van Sant hates filming shirtless boys in the Pacific Northwest. Better luck next time, Summit! [EW]