· Kristen Wiig poses as Brigitte Bardot (!) in the new issue of V. Not to be outdone, Wiig's one-upper character Penelope submitted to a cutting-edge procedure to graft Bardot's face onto hers. She died on the operating table.
· Casting! Hugh Jackman will come aboard the Lee Daniels-directed Selma, while Benicio del Toro will play undercover FBI agent Jack Garcia in Making Jack Falcone.
· Michelle Rodriguez is returning to Lost. Here's hoping she's able to make stop by Michael's Shooting Gallery.
· "Basically everyone I know is knackered, me included," GOOPed Gwyneth Paltrow this week. Oh, I get it. Because your husband is British.
· Were Jeremy Renner and Jessica Simpson flirting at an Oscar party this week? If only The Hurt Locker had included a scene where he had to defuse sexual napalm.