Have fun getting this one out of the stable! Our commenters of the week have, like all of us, dreamed of Shetland equines racing in the backyard and whinnying to the heavens -- like that steed in The Ring, except without the crazed boat death. But today's prize isn't your regular Tennessee Walking bore: This horse is a torch-singing phenomenon! It's telling Jamie Foxx not to pet it! It's saying neigh to Beyonce's Oscar nomination prospects! It's telling us that it is not going -- and it's scaring us in the process. So, who earns My Little Tony-Winner?
bess marvin girl detective on Can This Video Single-Handedly Greenlight a 'My Little Pony' Movie?: 'I smell a sequel a la 'They Shoot Little Ponies Don't They?'"
Victor Ward on In Theaters: The Ghost Writer: "I was excited about this film until I realized there wouldn't be any appearances by a low budget flying graphic which needed alphabet magnets to communicate."
Dimo on The Love Picture Show: "I would much rather watch the outtakes where each interviewee is told at the end that this is for a video game."
HWoodHills on PHOTOS: Captain EO Returns to Earth: "Why is there a triangle with the color pink running through it in the new logo? (Were the Imagineers being clever?)"
Daft Clown on Jersey Shore Cast Divides The View, Faces Joy's Contraceptive Inquisition: "If only that hair came off along with the top hat."
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