· James Franco is featured in a new ad from that luxury label he's incapable of pronouncing, Gucci.
· Vulture and Videogum are in a tizzy because a fan-created, unofficial poster for New Moon had used a Taylor Lautner body double. If you can't trust clearly photoshopped Deviant Art, what can you trust?
· Dare we dream? Could a new Terry O'Quinn/Michael Emerson television drama arise on cable?
· Sofia Coppola has optioned Francine Prose's novel Goldengrove, which tells a tale of childhood tragedy that recalls the death of Coppola's own brother, Gio.
· Finally, Carly Simon's immortal classic "You're So Vain" was about...gay mega-mogul David Geffen? What? Can we have him gavotte for confirmation?