OK, so, let's be charitable here. THR has a law blog and, you know, I guess they have to write about law-related things. But a whole long article on whether CBS will sue Charlie Sheen for going to rehab? Here is when that will happen: The day Denise Richards reveals herself to be Jesus Christ in disguise. There's a whole lot in the article about morals clauses and the fact that Sheen may not return to taping as quickly as the network would like; sure, but if Two and a Half Men just scheduled reruns for the rest of the season, would anyone even realize? [THR]