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Headlines: "I Oughta Stir-Fry Your Face!"

· Here's a clip reel from a 1989 film called Collision Course, starring Jay Leno as a horrible racist. He's a sexist too! And just a jerk! He's everything the Coco-sympathetic world hopes to find in a vintage Jay Leno clip. [Everything Is Terrible]

· You know who loves the finesse of Evan Lysacek and the half-pipe antics of Shaun White? Old women. [THR]

· For the low, low price of $9,000, Snooki will speak at your college. [RadarOnline]

· Steve Guttenberg is in a classy new thriller called Cornered!. It's one of those movies where the killer is calling from inside your awkward laughter. [Videogum]

· Remember American Idol's third-place finisher Danny Gokey? In this old clip, he articulates his dream of starring in a Tyler Perry movie. Let's revisit. And do bad all by ourselves. [YouTube]