Put yourself in the mindset of a development-strapped executive who's just been handed the rights to classic cartoon character Speedy Gonzales. What are the most hacky choices you could make for its film adaptation? "I know! Let's get the writers of Garfield for the screenplay, and George Lopez to voice Speedy! Oh, and this definitely should be a CG/live action mix." All those things actually happened. How close were you? [THR]