· The always-cogent Robin Roberts interviewed Bruce Willis on Good Morning America. Bruce may be high on something other than a beautiful sunrise here. [YouTube]
· Joining season eight winner Kris Allen on Thursday's American Idol results show is third-runner up Allison Iraheta. Please adjust the magenta-handling capacities of your television sets. [MTV]
· Don't worry -- Kirk Cameron is praying that his former costar will be found. [People]
· The E! Network just earned its biggest ratings ever, thanks to... an impish Armenian cipher! Yay! [THR]
· Lastly, dazzling showstopper Ann Margret will sell the hell out of a despicable sex crime on Law & Order: SVU. [TV Guide]