After 25 years of broadcasting, Oprah Winfrey has amassed quite a stockpile of show ideas, and the race is apparently on to cover as many of them as she can before she closes shop. Today's episode, for example, addressed topics as numerous and disparate as Our First Ever All-Chocolate Set, the Fastest Violinist in the World, Daredevil Birdmen, a Really Tall Dog and Girl, the "Michelangelo of Etch-A-Sketch," and a Speed Painter.
So what else can we look forward to this season? We're glad you asked.
1. The Bach of Cheeses
2. When Your Mother-in-Law is a Man
3. Fear of Europeans
4. WKRP Reunited!
5. Summer Cocktail Extravaganza
6. 'Can I Have Another Look at Those Human Testicles Again?' with Dr. Oz
7. Peter Walsh Helps You De-Clutter Your Large Intestine
8. Andrea Bocelli's Pasta Tips
9. The Cast of The Color Purple: The Musical: A Spoooky Halloween Celebration
10. Oprah Fridays Live: Bono, Alice Walker and Anderson Cooper Discuss the Lost Finale
11. Steadman's Big Colonoscopy Adventure
12. People Who've Had Their Faces Eaten Off Reveal All
13. Gayle Has a Secret
14. Everybody Gets a Weave
15. Whitney Houston's African Orphan
16. 'I Had Cancer, Then I Didn't!'
17. Caught in the Changing Room
18. Martha Stewart's Hidden Shame
19. Grandpa Makeovers
20. Oprah Makes Dreams Come True, Within Reason
21. Sassy Gays in Audience Surprised by Celine Dion
22. Oprah Finally Admits She Got Fat Again
23. The Twitter Murderer
24. Black Eyed Peas: A Rare Televised Performance
25. The Deadliest Catch Cast Remembers
26. Inside a Poultry Factory: Your Worst Nightmares
27. James Frey: Still a Liar
28. Nate Berkus Redecorates Phil Spector's Cell
29. The Cast of Glee Goes to Afghanistan
30. Shocking! Grandmothers Under 20
31. John Mayer's Fight for Redemption, Plus an In-Studio Performance!
32. Raped By My Pet
33. Newly Famous!
34. Breakthrough Claustrophobia Cures
35. Undercover Oprah: 24 Hours as a KFC Drive-Thru Attendant, Surgical Nurse and Supreme Court Justice
36. Oprah Gets Wii Fit!
37. Oprah Gets Henna'd
38. A-List Gay Porn Stars, How to Properly Make a Turkey, and Tax Advice
39. Oprah Achieves a Dream: Unassisted Flight
40. Howard Stern Live From Cancun
41. Oprah's RV Road Trip with a Family of Former Racists
42. Canada: The World's Favorite Punchline
43. Louis Farrakhan, Donatella Versace and a Bunch of Other People Oprah Owes Favors To
44. Oprah's Garage Sale
45. Bernie Madoff Sings Gershwin
46. Robot Oprah
47. Mackenzie Phillips: An Even Bigger Bombshell!
48. Oprah and Texas Make Up: A Chili-Off
49. Tyra Banks: An Intervention
50. The Majesty of Corgies: A Full Hour with Queen Elizabeth