Franchises -- they grow up so fast! It seems like only yesterday we were surveying the wolfcake and vague homoeroticism that were supposed to sell New Moon. Now, with Eclipse right around the corner, Summit Entertainment has dispensed with all that tasteful discretion around The Twilight Saga for something a little more... lusty. There's still some cheese for the chastity seekers among us, though; click through for a sampling.
Don't worry, parents! There's sure to still be plenty of frolicsome, fully clothed meadow-dwelling between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson:
Not to mention some radical drama-class contortions, thanks in large part to the franchise's new Victoria, Bryce Dallas Howard:
I know, I know: It's no werepenis. But we're getting there.
Oh! And this just in: Make your own steamy set of Eclipse stills with these new Twilight "manllows" -- now available on Etsy for the low price of $35! Are you Team Bedward?
ยท Eclipse Pics: Lip Locking, Bella & Edward's Almost-Sex, and Violence [Cinematical]