Valentine's Day might be considered an excuse for romance for some, a faux-holiday created by Hallmark by others, but for the late night circuit, February 14 is a source for segment-ready guest anecdotes. Like Tracy Morgan's bit about the holiday on the Late Show last night ("Flowers and candy, right? So we had some collard greens and I bought her some Goobers.") That clip, as well as the other moments you skipped last night in favor of Olympic coverage, after the jump.
5. Kim Kardashian Outs Reggie Bush
As an obsessive vacuum-er on Lopez Tonight, where she and her sister Khloe talked about their significant others' guilty pleasures.
4. A Bowl of Timothy Spall's Vomit
The Single Man nominated actor stopped by the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson to discuss his fitness regime and the culinary delights of English catering on The King's Speech.
3. Garry Marshall Directs A Porno
George Lopez's nonstop Valentine's Day campaign continued on Friday with the movie's director Garry Marshall stopping by to participate in this pre-taped bit.
2. The Dating Game With Octomom
Everybody deserves a little Valentine's Day attention this winter, even the Octomom, for whom Jimmy Kimmel generously hosted a round of the dating game on Friday.
1. Tracy Morgan on the Late Show
The Cop Out star visited the Ed Sullivan Theater last night to promote his movie, reminisce on Valentine's Day and tell "Dee" about Gator World.