· In a new cover story, Robert Pattinson tells Details that he is "allergic to vagina." Look, I've seen this week's Big Love and I know how this little story ends. Someone keep him away from a noose, OK?
· It was announced over the weekend that Madonna will fill in as a guest judge for Jerry Seinfeld's The Marriage Ref. That won't be stiff and uncomfortable at all.
· Ewan McGregor sets the record straight on his upcoming I Love You Phillip Morris: "There was quite a lot of talk at Sundance that, 'Well, it's not a gay movie. It's a film about guys who happen to be gay.' And I was thinking, it's nothing but a gay movie. It's about a gay couple, about a man's sexuality, and he comes out. It's not the point of the film, but let's not pretend it's not a gay film."
· Actress Taryn Manning is joining the Hawaii Five-O reboot.
· Oscar producers have introduced a backstage thank-you camera to fruitlessly cut down on acceptance speeches. Goooood luck with that.