· No explanation necessary. [Blame It On the Voices via Daily What]
· You know what wins the Internet today? This video wall, comprised of 25 YouTubes of various dogs howling along to the Law & Order theme. You never knew you wanted it, until you got it. [Nastynets via Videogum]
· The Baster, the creepy Jennifer Aniston comedy about a woman whose best friend smuggles some of his semen into her vagina, is in need of a new title. We humbly submit Vagjacking Kassie, for your consideration. [Vulture]
· Count the cliches in this trailer for Centurion. Bonus points for Michael Fassbender running in his ARUs! (Ancient Roman Underpants.) [YouTube]
· Shield your eyes: IT'S SNOOKI NUDE! NSFGTL! [DListed]
· Ryan Reynolds has just signed on to become the face of Hugo Boss's new cologne. Do you know what this means?! Yes. Precisely. Nothing. [Just Jared]