If you're an avid fistpumper, this will be (literally) groundbreaking. Now that we know Jersey Shore is renting space in South Beach, we can send five of Movieline's revered commenters to Florida for the ceremonial first Pumping of the Fist. The trick is to start at the ground, punch the floorboards until the beat is ready to duel, and then work your way up to the beautiful peninsula air, all while grinding your goods against JWOWW's convulsing camo skirt. So, who's bringing their spraytanned skills down south?
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Congrats to all!