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I Know Who Closet-Organized Me

The last segments of Lindsay Lohan's hoarding intervention aired on The Insider yesterday. You remember Seth wrote that article where he imagined 50 items in Lohan's clutter, naming such flotsam and jetsam as a "vodka-powered time machine," "LASIK surgery equipment," and "her childhood." You will have a hard time believing he didn't produce this clip, which is more bizarre than any Movieline-manufactured gag. [YouTube]

· TLC has ordered yet another food-related program called Cupcake Sisters. [THR]

· The rumors are true: Kate Winslet will star as the title role in HBO's miniseries version of Mildred Pierce. Joan Crawford and her multidimensional sneer roll over separately in their graves. [EW]

· That nauseating-sounding LA Art Film (from the same directors of Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie) might just be a decent Twilight spoof. [SlashFilm]

· And now, just before dinner: Bear Grylle eating lots of raw animal flesh on Man Vs. Wild. [Vulture]