So About That Time Jennifer Garner Gave a Dolphin an Orgasm...

Movieline's Dept. of Interspecies Intimacy was busier than ever Tuesday, first with its close read of a torrid horse/cow love affair and then... this, from Jennifer Garner's visit last night to The Late Show with David Letterman. It's often just a lazy-ish figure of speech to accompany the kind of raconteurial excess that follows with an observation like, "There are no words." But you know what? When it comes down to a perk overdose that began with Garner preaching swimsuit modesty and ended with the actress sharing details of that time an aroused dolphin came on her foot, well, yeah. There are no words. Click through for the video.