· You know what needed a name? The spectator sport in which you sit back and watch John Mayer fart out Twitter apology after Twitter apology about his offensive, narcissistic Playboy interview. I say, old chap! Nice volley. [@johncmayer]
· Uh-oh...Someone's got to break the news to Jeffrey Katzenberg that Spider-Man "SWINGS INTO THEATERS IN 3D ON JULY 3, 2012," according to a Sony press release. [Variety]
· The Hughes brothers will helm a live-action remake of Akira for Warner Bros. [Vulture]
· Did Mark's explanation of the Oscar voting system fail to clear everything up for you? If so, maybe you're man enough to dive into this lengthy exploration of the topic from Little Gold Men. [Vanity Fair]
· Something about this USA Today headline about The Wolfman seems little bit off to me. [USA Today]
· Facebook's grassroots efforts to get Betty White to host SNL have reached the CNN home page, petition signatures in the six-figures, and, in all likelihood, a gig for Ms. Nylund. Hard to believe her name could be uttered in the same breath as such other recent emcee luminaries as Michael Phelps and Zac Efron, but there you have it. [PopEater]
· The original language in Conan O'Brien's contract did indeed stipulate The Tonight Show as being the "series that airs at 11:35" ... and further tales of legalspeak terror from The NBC Crypt of Late Night Horrors! [THR]