You're Rob Marshall, and Penelope Cruz just managed to snag you one of the few Oscar nominations allotted for awards also-ran Nine. How do you repay her? With a role as Jack Sparrow's "foil and equal" in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, of course. Character details and plot are scarce, but the movie is rumored to include the fountain of youth and a studio investigation into "whether it can be 3D to get in on some of that Avatar cash money." [Heat Vision]