· "You've Never Seen Oscar Like This," promises the Academy Awards key art. They're right, I've never seen comedians sit on an oversized Oscar statuette as though this was Ghostbusters 2 and they were about to control it with an NES Advantage joystick.
· If you hate Avatar, you must be a communist. No, really!
· Jeff Probst has signed on to host two more seasons of Survivor.
· 24's Renee Walker has been up to some highly illegal SuperPoking.
· "I have very large features on a very small head," Anne Hathaway tells People. "But, you know, I'm not going to beat myself up. It's my face. I'm not very pretty." This crippling self-doubt is why we've lost an armpit, people.