· When Mike Tyson goes on Italy's version of Dancing with the Stars, you don't teach him choreography. You just let him skip out and flop around like either a) a dead fish, or b) a drunken marionette, smile when he angrily points to you, and hope he doesn't punch anyone. Molto bene!
· If you want Julianne Moore to sit front row at your fashion show, it'll cost you nearly $100k, but give Eliza Dushku a hotel room and some bumpits and she's ready to go!
· How does Kellan Lutz feel about being compared to former Calvin Klein underwear model Mark Wahlberg? "There's no way I could fill his boxer briefs!" says Lutz. Yes, well.
· Spouses Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman take it all off for New York.
· Comedy Central's Daniel Tosh got an iPad, then destroyed it on camera. The massive bevel never had a chance.