That staggering $45 million payout that NBC awarded Conan O'Brien and his Tonight Show staff may have stipulated who gets custody of the Masturbating Bear, but it did not allocate any severance for Conan's 50 person crew. TMZ reports that Coco will dip into his own pocket to pay each of the stagehands at least six weeks severance and one personalized Conando telegram each. The union members told TMZ that they are "very happy" with the outcome. [TMZ]