The first week night after the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien ceased taping -- Monday, January 25, 2010 -- will go down in the television history books as having aired some of the grimmest and most demoralizing programming in recent late night history. David Letterman would have surely contributed a substantial segment had he taped a new show, and alas, the Late Show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (RIP) aired repeats, leaving a post-Cocolypse wasteland where Jay Leno asked respected NCIS actor Mark Harmon to grope breast implants while Chelsea Handler and Jon Stewart joked about sex with animals. Click through for those clips, as well as the others you missed last night while brushing up on your Family Feud history.
4. Alice Delivers G. Lo's Worst Jokes
Sometimes, Lopez Tonight is interrupted by "Creepy Little White Girl," a child actress dressed in like Alice in Wonderland, who eerily delivers monologue jokes about Tiger Woods' mistresses and Snooki's sexually transmitted diseases. Last night, the show's guests Cheech and Chong joined her.
3. Chelsea Handler's Dallas Fling
There is only one late night host that can joke about getting six abortions after rolling tape of a dog sexually assaulting her.
2. What's Mark Harmon Touching?
That was the name of last night's Earn Your Plug Segment on the Jay Leno Show with Mark Harmon, whose top-watched drama NCIS surely didn't need publicity so much that it would subject its star to Jay Leno's brand of primetime torture, right?
1. John Stewart Thanks Frequent Daily Show Contributor, South Carolina
Last night, the Daily Show host took a segment to thank South Carolina, whose outrageous stories give the Comedy Central show some of its best material.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| www.thedailyshow.com | ||||
|
||||