Your favorite late night hosts rang in the new year yesterday with a fresh line-up of guests eager to embarrass themselves in the honorable tradition of hawking their upcoming projects. Among them, Movieline interviewee Michael Cera, Rosie Perez, Patton Oswalt and Jersey Shore's punch-victim Snooki, who celebrated her second humiliating segment at the grease-stained hands of Jay Leno. After the jump, find the best after hours moments you missed while whispering tender nothings into your anime body pillow.
Tanning Beds For Everyone!
Jay Leno grilled Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi during his Ten@Ten segment about her favorite junk food (pickles), her most prized possessions (bronzer and eye liner) and her New Year's Eve memories (you don't want to know).
Michael Cera's Mental Murderer
To prove that he does have range, Michael Cera showed off some of his earlier work on La Femme Nikita during last night's episode of Late Show with David Letterman.
Bill Hader's Taste of Franco
The Saturday Night Live star hit Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to discuss his new baby and the prizes and pitfalls of that make-out SNL sketch he writes.
Patton's Oswalt No-Tears Cheetos
The Big Fan star and recently Grammy-nominated actor joined Ethan Hawke at the Tonight Show to pitch Cheetos a variation of their own product.
Rosie Perez Re-Writes Spanish History
After inadvertently announcing her bra size on national television, "New York-Rican" Rosie Perez declared that the reason why the Castilian Spanish speak with a lisp is because King Ferdinand was gay.