Our Commenters of the Week Win a Respectable Ranking on a List!
Though our commenters may not have a surprise twist ending or a splendid late-night talk show appearance, Movieline freely gifts this week's commenting champions with a number next to their name and a small blurb. Have you ever, in your wildest absinthe fantasies, wished to be one of "The Top 10 S.T. VanAirsdale Zealots of the Decade"? Dream fulfillment approaching. What about a place among "The Top 200 Avatar Jokesmiths of the Millennium"? We'll get you in at #58! Keep in mind that we plucked winners from this week and last week, as both were truncated thanks to the holidays.
Old No. 7 on Ripley, Believe it or Not: "Personally, I'm hoping that an Alien flies out of Lorne Michaels' chest cavity and picks off the cast members, one by one."
Martini Shark on Comedy Central's 2010 Resolution: Cancel Jeff Dunham? "This cannot happen! Where else will I go to get my servings of hate-crime entertainment deflected from criticism by delivery through unassailable mostly-inanimate objects?!"
Sarah on 9 Ways James Cameron Will Make Fantastic Voyage More Fantastic: At first glance, I thought #2 said "More Ace of Base", and I was like, "Yes definitely - more Ace of Base."
Victor Ward on The 10 Best Movie Twist Endings of the Decade: "Crossroads. Kim Cattrall didn't want to be Britney's mom. WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT!"
Dimo on Can We Talk About Avatar's Weirdly Dated Slang for a Minute? "I'm just glad that "Dude!" is still a popular word used by frustrated, overweight, tech nerds in 2154...And Jujubes are still a candy favorite!"
Congrats to our winners! Happy New Year to all.
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As long as it's not Schindler's List.
but that would be a good thing...
Shouldn't that have been "Commenters of the Decade"??
By the power of Harry Potter's wand I release the hidden comment>>>
Thanks guys! I've had a lot of fun this year! Let's have a great 2010!
Please place me somewhere on the "Year's Best Amateur Translators of North Korean Food-packaging Ingredients Labels". I could use the resume' enhancement.
Gasp, thanks! And if I could be on some sort of "People Christian Bale Should Totally Do" list, that would be tops. Ha, tops.
Yay! What an awesome way to start off the new year. Thanks, Movieline! Thanks, Ace of Base!
Okay, you are gay... WE GET IT>>>