Which Real Housewives Star Has the Most Charming Rap Sheet?

Real Housewives of Orange County star Lynne Curtin is having a hell of a year. The domestic matriarch was evicted from her home in August, and now she's skipping court appearances with her husband and earning herself an arrest warrant. Does something about "Real Housewives Star Arrested" sound familiar to you? That's because this happens all the time. After the jump, we investigate five different manacled stars of the Bravo franchise and decide whose crimes most endear them to us on a 1-10 scale. The competition is stiff.

Name: Lynne Curtin

Series: The Real Housewives of Orange County

Arrested For: Blowing off a court date regarding an unpaid $1.2 million settlement with a business partner

Charm Score: 0

Explanation: Oh, I'll be: rich, image-obsessed suburbanites holding out on a business payout? Just completely unexpected. Lynne's also the most annoying of the OC troop, so congrats to her on legally solidifying that stature.

Name: Kelly Bensimon

Series: The Real Housewives of New York City

Arrested For: Assault

Incident: "Punching her fiancé in the face, giving him a laceration under his left eye."

Charm Score: 0

Explanation: The six-foot-tall model's verbal sparring with Bethenny Frankel made my blood boil, but this actual abuse ventures well into the territory of "despicable." I can just picture the Bensimon snarl that ensued before the harried jackass lost her cool. I'm throwing my Skinny Girl margarita in her direction.

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