As Mark Lisanti broke down into raw data for you a little earlier, two MTV personalities have distanced themselves from their guido pack this week: Snooki and "The Situation." Maybe it's their catchy names or that scandalous guido-on-guido act of violence, but last night the tanned pair made their late night debut on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. After the jump, video of "The Situation" christening Conan, along with the other moments you missed while honing those evil Harvey Weinstein mannerisms.
Jason Segel's Dracula Duet
Last night the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson celebrated its 1000th episode with the help of Forgetting Sarah Marshall cast members Kristen Bell and Jason Segel, who brought along his Dracula puppet for an emotional duet.
Megan Mullally's Fabio Friend
The Will & Grace alum was on the Tonight Show to discuss her own intrigue with The Situation, how it feels to put Fabio out of work and the crazy Parks and Recreation make-out scenes she filmed with her husband, Nick Offerman.
Naked Man Embrace
This is what happens when you let Jay Leno choose how you will "Earn Your Plug." Last night, Christina Applegate was forced to hug a sumo wrestler blindfolded just so that a clip from her upcoming Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel would air.
Jason Schwartzman's Alligator Argument
Not just any A-list movie star would agree to appear on a late night show so that he can be asked about his marijuana habits by a puppet alligator. But the Fantastic Mr. Fox star was game for a discussion with Wavy.
Conan's Situation
If you are a true Jersey Shore fan, you will watch both of the videos below. In the first, "The Situation" proves that he really is a big softy, greeting Megan Mullally with a kiss on the hand, and then thoughtfully explaining the origins of his nickname. In the second, Snooki describes her ideal man (to Conan's horror) and pitches a dating reality show for herself called Snooking For Love.