Someone notify Adam Shankman ASAP. The Oscar producer should forget Adam Lambert and any other Tweet-gestions from his fans and and tap George Lopez and his Lopez Tonight editors instead for the Academy Awards. Last night, G-Lo inserted himself into two minutes worth of Gran Torino footage in honor of Lopez Tonight's legendary guest, Clint Eastwood. Aside from that joke about "girly drinks," it rivaled anything Billy Crystal's ever done for the ceremony. That clip, along with the other segments you missed while sending MTV staff Facebook death threats, after the jump.
George Lopez Stars in Gran Torino
Screw Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and their team of esteemed Academy Award writers. G-Lo can do this for Adam Shankman -- and you, America -- this year.
Clint Eastwood Graces Lopez Tonight
If there's something George Lopez's largely Latino audience loves, it's stories about 30-year old parrots named Paco, jokes about dating pigs and political incorrectness. At least that's how it seemed when legend Clint Eastwood stopped by Lopez Tonight to teach the enthusiastic audience a few lessons about what proud Degos used to be. Wonder what Clint would think about Jersey Shore.
Leno N' Kitty
Some viewers may disagree, but watching Jay Leno in his denim blues, acting as a hardened cop who dismantles litter box bombs with the help of his kitten partner, is immensely more entertaining than any Earn Your Plug segment.
Pee-wee and the Jackson Three on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
For anyone keeping score of Pee-wee Herman's bizarre talk show appearances in his comeback bid, the Paul Reuben character biked through the Sahara and the backstage hallways to appear out-of-breath on Kimmel last night. Later, three Jackson brothers (minus Jermaine, who Marlon joked, was "Jer-missin" answered a few staged questions from the audience about Jermaine, while Pee-wee sat awkwardly next to them.
Jay Leno Mentors Gabourey Sidibe
Last night on the Jay Leno Show, the host played the dyslexia card when explaining why he had a hard time pronouncing Gabourey's name. Later, Leno tried to persuade the Precious star to pursue her dream of becoming a stand-up comic and listened as the spunky actress called Tyra Banks out for calling her the wrong name during her entire segment on The Tyra Show. And to earn her plug, Gabourey answered trivia about her favorite band 'N Sync, even though Lance Bass was there, not her crush, J.C. Chasez.
A Prenup Is Not a Cool Thing To Bring Up
Even Michael Clarke Duncan has remarkable chemistry with Craig Ferguson, who complimented the star's shoes and vest before sharing some important tips on marriage.
Revenge Fox
Last night on the Tonight Show, Josh Brolin revealed that making out with Megan Fox for his film Jonah Hex was the ultimate revenge against his wife, Diane Lane, who has had her own fair share of steamy love scenes. Brolin also revealed that he broke John Malkovich's finger.