Daybreakers Presents World Where Vampires Rule, Much Like Current State of Cinema
In January, Lionsgate will release the vampire movie Daybreakers, and the trailer for the film is after the jump. Before you take a look, though, why not peruse the equation used to develop the movie?
New Moon
plus
The blue tint from the original Twilight
minus
Abs
(continued)
plus
Ethan Hawke
minus
Michael Sheen, but plus Sam Neill, so it's kind of a wash?
plus
Someone yelling "NOOOOO!" in the last few shots of a trailer
plus
Many of the sets and costumes from Gattaca
plus
Crossbows
minus
Any really cool shots of people using those crossbows
plus
A Placebo cover of Kate Bush's "Running Up that Hill"
minus
The feeling that there's anything here we haven't seen before
VERDICT: Pass.
Comments
I dunno about the pass verdict. For me, it seems the perfect allegory for the state of the world under a possible Palin presidency.
I say let's go.
Ethan's got the teeth for it.
We might as well just rename my home state Calivania™.
hell, I'll probably go, but the 'NOoooo' is pretty much begging for people to throw stuff at the screen
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