Accio Hormonal Messageboard Rapture!
· Harry Potter and Hermione Granger will nakedly make out in the upcoming Deathly Hallows movies. According to director David Yates, one scene will include "a horcrux [carrying a piece of Voldemort's soul] defending itself by producing nightmarish visions, and one shows Hermione and Harry embracing and kissing. It's something intriguing and sensual for Rupert [Grint] to react to, and Dan will be bare for that." It's going to be some Equus/Zeffirelli/Wizard of Oz business, from the sound of it.
· Adam Lambert wasn't born yesterday. He knows he needs to coin his own awkward sexual catchphrase (a la "disco stick") to stay relevant. I give you: "trolley stop."
· We can basically count on that "extreme" Portman-Kunis lesbian scene in Black Swan.
· Guess why Fran Drescher and Jason Alexander are attending the wedding of convicted hit man-employer Geoffrey Edelstein. Surprise! They're getting paid!
· Tim Allen will kick off a 10-stop comedy tour; in support of his directorial debut Crazy on the Outside.
· You can decide if it's exhaustion, ancient Sheinhardt Wig prophecy, or just because it's that time again -- but for some reason, Alec Baldwin is still saying he will quit acting in 2012. First and second prize for most pleasing explanation gets a meaty high-five from me in the comments! Third prize, of course, is you're fired.
Comments
Isn't it obvious? Baldwin wants Obama's job. Or maybe I meant Oprah. Who has more power again?
Umm...no secret he would like to go into politics.
Put on your best pair of jodhpurs Hermione; Harry is a wild stallion.
I think Alec wants to start eating a lot more. God bless him.
I heard his campaign will be heavy on national security, and the slogan will be: "I'm going to crush America's enemies the way I crushed my daughter's self-esteem."