Buzz Break: Final Shrek on Deck
· DreamWorks is claiming that Shrek Forever After will be the last Shrek film. I'm glad the studio is sticking to the terms of our restraining order.
· Oprah Winfrey will interview Barack Obama for the first time since he took office for the ABC special Christmas at the White House: An Oprah Primetime Special.
· Celebrity nudity connoisseur Mr. Skin is excited about new technology: "If you watch a movie on Blu-ray, something you thought was just a shadow will suddenly be revealed as a breast or a butt."
· In an interview with EW, New Moon director Chris Weitz conceded that he adapated the book so that there's "less time without RPatz." Yes, he actually said "RPatz." Someone's got a Livejournal handle!
· By the way, that New Moon fan who claimed to have been bitten at a screening? Not so much, says TMZ. Can they get to the bottom of whether Katie Holmes talked through it?
Comments
Celebrity nudity connoisseur Mr. Skin is excited about new technology: “If you watch a movie on Blu-ray, something you thought was just a shadow will suddenly be revealed as a breast or a butt.”
Uh, oh-
I suspect this means Blu-ray players as Holiday Bonuses this year for Movieline Staff. (Along with either THE FULL MONTY or GIA.)
1. What? No plans for "Shrek Flogs A Dead Horse?"
2. This is when Oprah says: "Remember, you wouldn't be anywhere without me! I own your skinny ass! Now make OWN a mandatory channel!"
3. Thank Xenu we've gone past the barbaric days of going frame by frame on a VHS searching in vain for a glimpse of nipple.
4. It's a little known fact, but in the ancient Beothuk tongue RPatz means: "Wash your damn hair."
5. Twihards can bite my...
I can only hope that little cherub mugging next to Shrek is voiced by the breakout star of 2009: Falcon Heene.
I really hope that the American Idol that will inevitably be in Shrek 4 riffs on the whole Adam Lambert AMA's debacle. I'd love to see Rumpelstilskin pretend to blow Humpty Dumpty or whatever.
* American Idol parody